I'm doing better but here are some funny car moments I've had in the past few months.
I was driving home from the store, and I had this terrible panicked feeling that I was driving home with someone else's car that I found in the parking lot. Hmmm? Then....
I saw a policeman parked on the side of the road, and you know that paranoid feeling that you get in your stomach that you might be speeding so you check for the the flashing lights for the next 5 miles? Well I kept checking my gas gage and thinking ok good I have a half a tank I'm safe, then I would check it again just to make sure it was still half full so I wouldn't get a ticket. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I was checking the wrong gage on the dashboard. Whaaaa?
Dr. Shah please don't take my license away again, I'm sure these are isolated incidents! Right?
The GOOD news is that I realize these are a little off. If I didn't know then I would be in BIG TROUBLE. (I like to look on the bright side!)