Not in a Bajillion Years

OOhhhh look at the beautiful fireplace vignette, wait is that a dismembered doll of some sort. No.thank.you. Have I mentioned my fear of things coming to life in the middle of the night lately? Walking legs by themselves??......those people are braver than me, I can say that. Did I mention I was a voracious reader as a child and my favorite books were compilations of scary stories, that I would tell to my cousin Lisa and give her nightmares? Not nice. (but very entertaining at the time!!)